черт, они такие классные**
и почему сериал так быстро закончился?..
ничего, у меня еще два фильма впереди =3
не поверите, сама выписывала
Sex and the City quotes
Detective: You Irish?
Miranda: No, why?
Detective: Coz you have beautiful red hair.
Miranda: Well I guess anybody can be Irish with the right colorist.
Carrie: There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
“Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?”
“Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.”
“Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.”
“Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum."”
“Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.”
It's always better to marry someone who loves you more than you love them.
Carrie: So why did you ger married?
Big: I was a fool in love.
Carrie: Oh that is so sweet.
Big: And than I was a fool in divorse court.
Charlotte: I think that a relathionship has to be based on honesty and communication if it has any chance of succeeding.
-Ok, if you were 25 that would be adorable, but you 32 now so that's just stupid.
Samanta: You don't even need them to have sex with anymore as I've just very pleasantly discovered.
- O-oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator.
Samanta: Not first. Ultimate. And I think I'm in love.
- A vibrator does not call you at your birthday, a vibrator isn't sand you flowers the next day and you can not take a vibrator home to meet your mother.
- Well, I know where my next orgasm is coming from, who here can say as much?
Carrie: Samanta and the Turtle? But then again I'm dating a man who well never get married and Miranda is having a meaningfull relationship with something that comes in a box from Japan.
- Even guys like me don't want guys like me. I just don't have that gay look.
- Mm... I don't know. You look pretty gay to me.
“My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single. [Carrie]”
Samantha's terrified to get an AIDS test...
Samantha: What if I have it?
Carrie: You don't have it.
Samantha: Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.
Carrie: That's not AIDS, that's central air conditioning.
Samantha: Hello, 911. I'm on fire!
Charlotte: They were supposed to say I'm sorry, I love you' not 'You're dead, let's disco!.
- You farted, you're a human!
- I dan't want him to know that.
- Do you think it means something if Big and I are sleeping together, but we are not sleeping together?
- I farted! I'm human it happens.
- No honey you're a woman. And man don't like woman to be a human. We aren't suppose to fart, , and have hair in places we shouldn't.
-It was there, when I created my own very first break up rule: distroy all pictures, where he looks sexy and you look happy.
That night Samantha who was never any good in keeping a secret suddenly found, that one thing she couldn't say was the only thing she could think about.
I realized that just because we were no longer together didn't mean I couldn't be polite.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
sexpert
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.
Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
- she's not gonna have sex, she's just gonna look like sex.
- you're breaking up with me while you still inside of me?
I felt like a fool. I had gone so far out on limit with my feelings that I didn't realize I was standing up there alone.
Why is it that putting a tie around man's neck is sometimes even sexier than taking it off?
He was one of those man who faked a future to get what he wanted in the Present
I've never been able to be friends with any man, why would I? woman are for friendship, man are for fucking.
One womans trash is another woman's teasure.
- You know, I've read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become reverginised.
- And I would imagine quite frisky!..
- But isn't that great?! You can erase you whole sexual past and start it again!
- Who wants their verginity back? It was bad enough for a first time.
- Is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices that we've become unable to make one?
Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your "see you next tuesday"
- Maybe it's time I stop being so angry.
- Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
- No one wsnts to hear about their lovers past lovers. What happened was in the Past - leave it there.
Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget?
You can't be friends with a squirrel! The squirrel is just the rat with a cuter outfit!
- Man who are too good looking are never good in bed becouse they never had to be.
- You and I are perfect.
- Sweetie, as lovely as that idea sounds, we're not perfect.
- But we're pretty damn close!
Why do we let the one thing we don't have effect how we fell about all the things we do have?
Fuck me badly once - shame on you, fuck me badly twice - shame on me.
The only words that should be said in bad are dirty ones.
Can you get to you future if your past is present?
- You think Dabby picks at Steve?
- Of course! All weman pick. It's in our DNA. It's our little way of showing that we care.
Do we need distance to get close?
и почему сериал так быстро закончился?..
ничего, у меня еще два фильма впереди =3
не поверите, сама выписывала
Sex and the City quotes
Detective: You Irish?
Miranda: No, why?
Detective: Coz you have beautiful red hair.
Miranda: Well I guess anybody can be Irish with the right colorist.
Carrie: There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they're having enough sex.
“Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I'm good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?”
“Carrie: Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?
Samantha: I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit.”
“Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.”
“Women don't care. We care about nice arms, great eyes, a big dick... I've never once heard a woman say: "He had such a big full scrotum."”
“Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!
Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.”
It's always better to marry someone who loves you more than you love them.
Carrie: So why did you ger married?
Big: I was a fool in love.
Carrie: Oh that is so sweet.
Big: And than I was a fool in divorse court.
Charlotte: I think that a relathionship has to be based on honesty and communication if it has any chance of succeeding.
-Ok, if you were 25 that would be adorable, but you 32 now so that's just stupid.
Samanta: You don't even need them to have sex with anymore as I've just very pleasantly discovered.
- O-oh, sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator.
Samanta: Not first. Ultimate. And I think I'm in love.
- A vibrator does not call you at your birthday, a vibrator isn't sand you flowers the next day and you can not take a vibrator home to meet your mother.
- Well, I know where my next orgasm is coming from, who here can say as much?
Carrie: Samanta and the Turtle? But then again I'm dating a man who well never get married and Miranda is having a meaningfull relationship with something that comes in a box from Japan.
- Even guys like me don't want guys like me. I just don't have that gay look.
- Mm... I don't know. You look pretty gay to me.
“My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single. [Carrie]”
Samantha's terrified to get an AIDS test...
Samantha: What if I have it?
Carrie: You don't have it.
Samantha: Sometimes it takes me a really long time to get over a cold.
Carrie: That's not AIDS, that's central air conditioning.
Samantha: Hello, 911. I'm on fire!
Charlotte: They were supposed to say I'm sorry, I love you' not 'You're dead, let's disco!.
- You farted, you're a human!
- I dan't want him to know that.
- Do you think it means something if Big and I are sleeping together, but we are not sleeping together?
- I farted! I'm human it happens.
- No honey you're a woman. And man don't like woman to be a human. We aren't suppose to fart, , and have hair in places we shouldn't.
-It was there, when I created my own very first break up rule: distroy all pictures, where he looks sexy and you look happy.
That night Samantha who was never any good in keeping a secret suddenly found, that one thing she couldn't say was the only thing she could think about.
I realized that just because we were no longer together didn't mean I couldn't be polite.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
sexpert
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.
Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
- she's not gonna have sex, she's just gonna look like sex.
- you're breaking up with me while you still inside of me?
I felt like a fool. I had gone so far out on limit with my feelings that I didn't realize I was standing up there alone.
Why is it that putting a tie around man's neck is sometimes even sexier than taking it off?
He was one of those man who faked a future to get what he wanted in the Present
I've never been able to be friends with any man, why would I? woman are for friendship, man are for fucking.
One womans trash is another woman's teasure.
- You know, I've read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become reverginised.
- And I would imagine quite frisky!..
- But isn't that great?! You can erase you whole sexual past and start it again!
- Who wants their verginity back? It was bad enough for a first time.
- Is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices that we've become unable to make one?
Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your "see you next tuesday"
- Maybe it's time I stop being so angry.
- Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
- No one wsnts to hear about their lovers past lovers. What happened was in the Past - leave it there.
Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget?
You can't be friends with a squirrel! The squirrel is just the rat with a cuter outfit!
- Man who are too good looking are never good in bed becouse they never had to be.
- You and I are perfect.
- Sweetie, as lovely as that idea sounds, we're not perfect.
- But we're pretty damn close!
Why do we let the one thing we don't have effect how we fell about all the things we do have?
Fuck me badly once - shame on you, fuck me badly twice - shame on me.
The only words that should be said in bad are dirty ones.
Can you get to you future if your past is present?
- You think Dabby picks at Steve?
- Of course! All weman pick. It's in our DNA. It's our little way of showing that we care.
Do we need distance to get close?